Scenario of a fairy tale about three heroes. The script of the cartoon “Three heroes and the son of Koshchei. And ... let her go around the world
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Department of Education of the Administration of the Yemanzhelinsky Municipal District
MKU DO "DDT" Scarlet sail " Emanzhelinsky municipal district of the Chelyabinsk region
Holiday scenario: "Russian heroes"
Additional education teacher
Lamtyugova O.D.
PURPOSE:
- To form an idea of the heroic past of the people of Ancient Russia, the great Russian heroes - the defenders of the Russian Land;
- To foster a sense of pride in the heroic strength of Russia, respect for Russian soldiers, a desire to imitate them;
- Develop speed, agility, strength, endurance;
- Create a positive emotional attitude, a cheerful, cheerful mood.
HOLIDAY PROCESS:
To the song "Heroic Power" "by A. N. Pakhmutova. girls enter the hall, and the boys stop in the center of the hall.
Child: Dear dads, grandfathers
We are glad to see you from the bottom of our hearts.
Happy Defenders of the Fatherland Day
We hasten to congratulate you all.
We wish you health
Strong for many years
And with all my heart today
A festive helmet for you ... ..
All children: Hey! (children sit down to music)
The presenter is the princess.(Speaks words to background music) In ancient, ancient times, the first Russian defenders - glorious heroes - protected their native land from enemies. There are many feats of arms on the hero's account! There is a lot to learn and envy. That is why today, after many years and centuries, on the eve of the Day of the Defender of the Fatherland, we decided to remember with you about the deeds of war, about heroic honor, about valiant daring. For good people to listen, for our fellows to become thoughtful and to show themselves, and most importantly, so that the glory of Russian does not fade for centuries.
And now I suggest you take a short journey into history and turn into epic heroes!
The presenter is the princess. Peace of all ancient cities and villages
Guard the patrol of epic heroes.
Let those days be gone, but glory to you,
The heroes who did not give Russia to the enemy!
Sounds "Heroic Music" Ilya Muromets enters the hall with a spear and a sword. He walks around the hall, stands in the center.
Ilya Muromets: Hello, good people! Low bow to you from us, Russian heroes and from me personally, Ilya Muromets! How we tried in our time, glorified the Russian army! And they fought with the Miracle Yud, and with the Nightingale the Robber! Were not afraid of anything!
The presenter is the princess. And where are Alyosha Popovich and Dobrynya Nikitich?
Ilya Muromets: At the outpost remained the Russian land to defend. Yes, there are few of us heroes, so we decided to invite other good fellows to help us. Show your heroic strength and valiant prowess!
Are you ready for heroic competitions? (children's answer)
And before the test begins, I command the oath to be pronounced!
Boys "heroes", pronounce the oath, repeating the words after the hero. (To the music)
The presenter is the princess. And you, beautiful girls, be happy for the young heroes, help with a kind word, and if you need to - help out!
Ilya Muromets: Here is the quiver (shows). There are arrows in it. I will hand over arrows to the winners of the competition. The detachment that has collected more arrows, I will take into my squad. To begin with, greet each other glorious squads.
Greetings from teams.
"Knights": Knights in a united formation
Everyone is friendlier and braver.
And for a fair fight
We call heroes!
"Heroes": Everyone wants to win
And there are no weak ones in the team!
From the brave heroes
Greetings to the glorious "Knights"!
Ilya Muromets: To begin with, the fellows need to warm up.
The presenter is the princess. The day before, you met with epics. Let's now check if you remember them well.
Warm-up "Quiz"
- What Russian heroes do you know? (Ilya Muromets, Dobrynya Nikitich, Alyosha Popovich, Svyatogor)
- Where is Ilya Muromets from? (from the city of Murom, the village of Karachayevo)
- Who gave Ilya Muromets the kladenets sword? (Svyatogor)
- What is Dobrynya Nikitich famous for? (defeated the Fire Serpent)
- What family is Alyosha Popovich from? (priest, priest)
- What does the name Dobrynya Nikitich mean? (Dobrynya - kind, great)
- This is a defensive weapon. When fighting, the warrior covers his body with it. (Shield)
- A weapon is not just about picking up, not just picking up and holding in your hand. It was easy for them to take their head off their shoulders ... (Sword)
- What prince did these heroes serve? (To Vladimir)
- Which of the heroes bore the nickname "quiet"? (Nikitich)
- Who was Alyosha Popovich fighting with? (Tugarin the Serpent)
- What did you name the horse of Ilya Muromets? (Burushka)
- What is the name of the hero's headdress? (Helmet)
- What is the name of the heavy armor woven from metal rings that protected the body of the hero? (Chainmail)
- The main weapon of the Nightingale the Robber. (Whistling)
- Not a winged, but a bird, as it flies, so whistles. (Arrow)
- Who of all the heroes was a plowman? (Mikula Selyaninovich).
- What was the name of our country before? (Rus)
The arrow is awarded to the winner.
Ilya Muromets: Now you can move on to the competition.
The presenter is the princess.
Here are the obstacles on the way!
They are not easy to get around!
We must dashingly ride
But do not knock down the barriers!
1 competition. "Ride on a horse" (
to the music)
Obstacles: for each team, medium-sized modules are placed - mountains; bowling trees in the distance. It is necessary to overcome the "mountain", jump between the "trees". Each participant is given a "horse" (a stick with a horse's head).
Ilya Muromets: What is a hero without a horse? It is necessary to go through the obstacles on horseback and come back. Pass the baton to another participant.
The arrow is awarded to the winner.
2 competition. "Name your weapon"
Ilya Muromets: I want to test your wits and wit. This fun is difficult, so intelligent girls can come to the aid of young heroes.
(Children from two teams take turns calling the weapons shown in the pictures, which are being held by Ilya Muromets and Princess). The arrow is awarded to the winner.
3 competition. "Make up a shield"(to the music)
Leading - princess: From the cut parts, you need to make a shield. Team of 6 people. The arrow is awarded to the winner.
Ilya Muromets: And now I will test you for your dexterity, for your brave strength.
4 competition: "Fight with clubs"(to the music)
Leading - princess:Participants from two teams stand in the hoop and try to push the opponent out of the hoop with a club made of cloth and cotton wool. The arrow is awarded to the winner.
5 competition "Who is stronger" (arm wrestling for dads or push-ups - who is more).
The winner receives an arrow.
Leading - princess: I think that our good fellows need a little rest. And so that they do not get bored, our red girls will amuse them with a perky dance.
Russian dance performed by girls.
Ilya Muromets: For a long time, heroes fought with evil spirits. Well, guys, whose hut is this? (children's answers) Hut-hut, turn your back to the forest, and in front of me.
Baba Yaga leaves the house to the music.
Baba Yaga. Something smells of the Russian spirit! Look, how many fellows have wandered into my forest! Well, answer, where are you from and where are you heading?
Leading - princess: Hello Baba Yaga! You'd better feed us, give us drink, fix our clothes. Our path is not easy, and then I would have asked.
Baba Yaga. Oh, forgive the old one, iris. But how can I feed and drink everyone? There are so many of you, but I am alone.
Leading - princess: Baba Yaga, look how many assistants are sitting (points at the girls) they will help.
Baba Yaga. And you, what do you know how to do, beauties?
Leading - princess: Yes, everything a girl is supposed to be able to do: weave, darn, cook cabbage soup. Their mothers taught everything. Girls, show Baba Yaga what you are good for, and help her.
6 competition for girls "Collect the fish".The arrow is awarded to the winner.
Baba Yaga. And they really know how to do everything. Thank you, beauties, for helping the old woman. But I also want to test good fellows. Well, tell me, what kind of transport do I use? ( answers)
7 competition "Running in bags".The arrow is awarded to the winner.
Baba Yaga. Oh, you are my falcons, but there is evil in the chest, and the chest in a dense forest hangs on a tree, on a wide oak. There are two roads leading to this oak. One is long, but safe, and the other is short, but with obstacles and challenges.
Ilya Muromets: We are not afraid of difficulties, show us where the short road is, we need to hurry.
8 competition "Cross the swamp".
Baba Yaga. There's a swamp in the way
Do not pass, do not go through, cross the swamp, and there you are just a stone's throw from the treasured oak tree. Good luck, and I have to go. (Leaves)
Children break up by 3 people and stand on bricks. They take the second brick and go to it, thus moving to the other end of the room. The arrow is awarded to the winner.
Leading - princess: And one more test. We want to see how friendly you are. It’s not in vain that they say: one is not a warrior in the field. 9 competition. Tug of War(Without music)
The arrow is awarded to the winner.
Ilya Muromets: Well, I was convinced that you are not only smart, but also strong. So it's time to go to the next test. Defeat Koschei. To defeat Koshchei, the first step is to find his death. Where is she? Right! In the egg. Where is the egg? (in the chest) And where is the chest? (on oak)
Here is the mighty, cherished oak. And on it the chest hangs high. We just can't get it. Let's try to knock him down with balls.
"Who will knock down the chest." One participant from each team. ("Hit the target." Participants need to hit the target with a dart from a certain distance (darts game). Each participant has three attempts.) The winner is awarded an arrow.
The chest contains 2 children's eggs for the game and 1 large one - a ball, a knitting needle, a surprise, candies and medals.
10 competition. "Transfer the Egg" (to the music)
(Children must carry a tennis ball in a spoon to the counter and back.) An arrow is given to the winner.
Leading - princess: The suffering is over
And great tests!
And with the desired victory
The knights are going home.
Honest people glorify them!
And the beauties of the girls
Sing great craftswomen,
They are greeted at the gate
And they start a round dance.
Children perform Russian folk music. the song "Soldiers - Brava Children"
Leading - princess: It's time for Ilya Muromets to sum up the results of the competition, to count the arrows received. ( We count arrows together with children).
Ilya Muromets: That's what, well done, I decided that I would take both of your detachments into my squad.
The presenter is the princess.
Congratulations guys!
You deserve your award!
Children are given sweets and medals to music.
Ilya Muromets: Thank you again, fellows, for your faithful service, and you, girls, for not forgetting your heroes, helping them in difficult times! Goodbye, good people, it's time for me to go. (Leaves to the music).
The presenter is the princess.
Defenders of our beautiful country
You are dear to us and madly needed.
Let there be abundance on your table
May peace be strengthened in our land!
The guys have prepared gifts for our dads. (Give gifts to music)
All the best to all!
General photo for memory.
Hall decoration: In the middle of the central wall is an oak (organza crown).
Paper chains, toy cat. In front of the oak, a cardboard chest is attached at the very top. There are candy in the chest. On one side is Baba Yaga's house.
Equipment: clubs, quiver with arrows, sword, shield or spear for a hero, modules, skittles, 2 horses, pictures with armor, puzzles "Shield", 2 children's tables, 2 chairs, 2 plates, 2 clubs, hoops, 2 buckets with fish and fishing rods, rope, bump bricks for crossing the swamp, 2 bags, 2 tennis balls and spoons. Chest, fishing line, chains, cat (drawn), organza fabric (crown of oak). House on chicken legs. Team emblems. Sweets and medals.
Preliminary work: learning musical material, watching cartoons about heroes, conversations on the painting by V.M. Vasnetsov "Bogatyrs", reading books and explaining to children the concepts of what a helmet, a club, maces, a spear, armor, a sword and how it differs from others, a scabbard, Riding on a horse and other words and concepts that are incomprehensible and unfamiliar to children ...
Appendix
The wordssongs "Soldiers - brava guys"
Soldiers, brave children,
Where are your grandfathers?
- Our grandfathers are glorious victories,
That's where our grandfathers are!
Soldiers, brave children,
Where are your sisters?
- Our sisters are pikes, sabers are sharp,
That's where our sisters are!
Soldiers, brave children,
Where are your wives?
- Our wives - the guns are loaded,
That's where our wives are!
Soldiers, brave children,
Where are your kids?
- Our children are bullets our marks,
That's where our kids are!
Soldiers, brave children,
Where is your glory?
- Our glory is the Russian state,
This is where our glory is! ..
Municipal budgetary preschool educational institution "Kindergarten" Rodnichok "
New Year's party script
"Santa Claus and three heroes"
Performed:
physical education instructor
Ilyukhina Antonina Vladimirovna
Tambov, 2016
Characters:
Ded Moroz, Snegurochka, host, Snowman, Ilya Muromets, Alyosha Popovich, Dobrynya Nikitich, Julius, Serpent-Gorynych, Squirrel, Owl, Scientist cat, Tangle, Baba Yaga, Nightingale-Robber, Grandmother.
Children enter the hall. They perform the song "Soon New Year".
First child:
With a lush tree, be carefulNew Year has arrived.Much joy to the guysHe will, of course, bring.
Second child:
Lanterns, balls, firecrackersThey decorate everything aroundAnd toys under the treeAll the kids are very much welcome.
Third child:
Let the fun be brightSmiles will not leave the faces!The guys have a holiday today,Everyone is dancing and singing!
The song is being sung"White snowflakes"
(words: I. Shaferan, music: G. Gladkova)
Fourth child:
We meet, we meet
Today is a new year
We start under the tree
Merry round dance.
Fifth child:
How joyful, how joyful
The lights are burning all around, -
Hung on the tree
Silver outfit.
Sixth child:
Host: You are great, mother Russia! And strong, mighty gods in glorious Russia! Do not gallop enemies on our land, do not trample their horses on the Russian land, do not overshadow our red sun! A century is Russia, it does not stagger, and it will stand for a century, it will not move!
Ilya-light-Muromets - Ilya comes out with a sword
Dobrynyushka-dashing-nikitich - comes out with onions
Alyosha-well-done-popovich - comes out with a mace
greet each other.
Alyosha is boring!
Ilya, yes, it's boring!
Dobrynya - oh, boring things!
Alyosha, if only the adversaries flew in or what? Would have tasted the heroic strength!
Ilya, what foes are now! All were killed!
Dobrynya, yes, hurry up ...
Host: They chopped down all enemies mercilessly, quietly and it became peaceful on Russian land. The heroes were engaged in farming!
Alyonushka comes out with a pen and paper, takes Ilya backstage
Ilyushenka, I'm at a press conference, plant the field with Burushka for now. And reprint my articles! Then more scrolls must be made.
I'll plant it, retype it, do it (speaks in response to Alyonushka's suggestions)
Nastya comes out with a rolling pin, takes Dobrynya away
Again sharpening fritters! Come home quickly! the shelves are not hung, the nails are not hammered, and he is resting! Here I am for you !!
Lyubava comes out with a bucket, takes Alyosha away. She has a kapusha and a quiet one with her.
Alyoshenka, we need to get some water! Wandering around idle! And I need help with the housework!
Attach the roof and the roof!
Tikhon - and chop wood
Alyosha, the hero does not have a soul for the economy! I used to attack, but a horse!
Kapusha sighs - oh, unlucky!
Scene 2 Queen, Raven,
Host: in those days there was a Shamakhan queen. She was old, old.
The queen comes out
Not that old!
Host: and she had one dream - eternal youth! Her assistant raven knew one recipe ..
A raven comes out with a flower:
O light of my eyes, queen! You need to water this lemon with the tears of a thousand beauties, a fruit will grow on it, you will eat it and you will be forever young and beautiful!
The queen beats him with a fan:
Moron! Where will I get the beauties? I brought all the beauties in my kingdom away! Useless
couldn't think of a recipe?
so you can find it! There are so many beauties in Kievan Rus! (Points to the hall) and the prince of Kiev is still unmarried. You will charm him - one spit! Kar!
This is a great idea! I haven’t been to Kievan Rus yet! Enchant him, I can’t spit him - but take a look!
Scene 3 Prince, Voivode, Raven
the queen had a magical look - whoever does not look - he becomes her slave. Falls in love madly! And the prince of Kiev at that time was oh, how boring!
The prince comes out, sits down at the table, yawns. Nearby is the governor. The raven overhears.
How boring, Lord! You all sit on the throne, and the years go by!
Well, go for a walk, fair prince, knead your legs then!
On foot? What are you doing? I'm a prince, I can't walk down the street! The people will laugh.
Well, you take a walk in the wards! Will see someone ask how to get to the library! Everyone will respect you!
Do I have a library too?
But what, and the horse Aleshin Julius is her boss. (crow) - get out of here!
I’ll go to him with an audit!
The prince walks around the stage, at this time Julius comes out with books, puts them on the table and falls asleep on the table
the raven leaves a leaf on the table.
At any school evening dedicated to the Day of Defenders of the Patronymic, in addition to traditional congratulations and gifts, as a surprise from girls or friends, as well as to make an interesting eyeliner for a competition program or an entertainment number, musical or theatrical scenes will always come in handy.
Z are collected here sketches for February 23 for schoolchildren of different ages that fit well into the program of this holiday
1. Scene on February 23 for schoolchildren "Three girls under the window"
(three girls are sitting in Russian-folk costumes)
Leading: Three maidens by the window[
Dreaming in the evening ..
. 1st Maid: Hurry to get married,
Tired of being in girls right now!
2nd Maid: For just anyone
I wouldn't go out!
3rd Maid: I'd go for a businessman
Like a stone wall!
My mother used to love her son-in-law,
But where can I get this?
1st Maid: Well, and I for sure
Would marry a sailor!
And while he was swimming in the sea,
I would have lived without knowing grief!
2nd Maid: There are no sailors today,
It's just a rarity!
That would be to marry the military -
Strong, extraordinary!
I would be happy
With a guy as strong as a rock.
3rd Maid: We were dreaming, girls ...
All the guys were crushed
They'd lie on the couch
Yes, enjoy football!
Leading: Oh, these young people
All of you are unbearable to get married!
Let me get into the conversation?
I know where the guys are!
Not one, not two, not three ...
Girls (in chorus): Where is it ?! Speak !!!
Leading (points to the young men sitting in the hall):
Look here:
Here guys are anywhere!
Not warriors - so what?
Everyone is stately and good!
One person per sister ...
1st Maid (points to one of the guys): Chur, I'll take this!
2nd Maid (points to another): I liked this one!
3rd Maid (on the third): This one smiled at me!
Girls(together): All the guys are good,
Just a holiday for the soul!
Leading: Girls, you are almost right - today is a holiday, and this is a holiday of our wonderful men! Strong, courageous, persistent and self-confident. Therefore, let's congratulate them from the bottom of our hearts, and the way to the hearts of men lies - you know - through their stomachs! (Girls invite everyone to a tea party or a banquet)
2. Scene for junior schoolchildren "Heroes".
(perhaps this scene will become the basis, like "Thirty-three heroes", written for kindergarten graduates)
Leading: And you know, of course, who defended our Rus in ancient times, who are the heroes of Russian epics?
(Children answer).
The song "Our Heroic Power" is played, muses. A. Pakhmutova, poems by N. Dobronravov.
Enter Ilya Muromets with a spear and a sword. Goes around the hall, stands in the center.
Ilya Muromets:
I am from the city, from Murom.
From the village of that Karacharova.
And my name is Ilya Muromets
(bows).
I stood for Russia for many years and winters,
Sparing no effort and time.
So that Russia never, for all time,
There was no one to fight, to destroy.
And who remembers the names of my friends who fought with me for Mother Russia?
(Children answer: Dobrynya Nikitich and Alyosha Popovich!)
Ilya Muromets:
That's right, here they are!
Music includes Alyosha Polovin and Dobrynya Nikitich.
Alyosha Popovich:
I am Alyosha Popovich by name, from Rostov the Great City. And my friend - Dobrynya Nikitich!
Nikitich:
Once Prince Vladimir Stolno-Kievsky gathered heroes for a feast and gave an order.
Ilya Muromets:
Me - to fight with enemies in the field.
Alyosha Popovich:
I must collect tribute to the prince.
Nikitich:
And a tribute sent me across the sea to conquer.
Ilya Muromets:
In order to fulfill all orders, we must be strong, dexterous and courageous.
Well, brothers? Shall we show our heroic strength?
Leading:
And don't you look, heroes, at our good fellows and beauties!
Ilya Muromets:
With pleasure.
(Children together with heroes play games and contests).
Ilya Muromets:
So, will there be good fellows among you, ready to show your daring? Come out together, brave! (they call 5-10 people each to their team).
Bogatyrs conduct the "Daring fellows" competition, which consists of 3 tasks:
1. The task of the participants - without exchanging a single word or sound, stand in a line, according to the decreasing shoe size.
2. Participants are blindfolded. Without seeing, they must line up in order of height.
3. Each team depicts a functioning mechanism (eg car, vacuum cleaner, computer), with all team members involved.
The Bogatyrs winners are awarded with sweet prizes and diplomas of "Daring fellows".
3. Scene on February 23 for high school students "Bogatyr and Serpent Gorynych".
(Show the stage in costumes and in a good mood).
(Ilya Muromets is worth thinking, he is approached by the Serpent Gorynych about three heads ...)
Dragon: Ilya Muromets, do you know that we have boys, today is a holiday - February 23?
Ilya Muromets: It's you Gorynych boy, and I'm a man - the defender of the homeland.
Dragon: Ilya, can I stand here too .. with you, I will protect you ...?
Ilya Muromets: Wait, bye ..
Dragon: Che-something quiet ..., maybe call the enemies, but the two of us are so nagging them ...
Ilya Muromets: Enemies are those who come themselves, but do evil, and the rest are opponents ...
Dragon: Ilya, and you know, I became a vegetarian ... now I only eat cabbage ..
Ilya Muromets: So what?
Dragon: nutritious ... Ilya, maybe let's go to the village, the girls are walking there ...
Ilya Muromets: I'm married ...
Dragon: What do you want to be given to you on February 23?
Ilya Muromets: Binoculars to look at the country, to see the foe from afar ..
Dragon: And I also want binoculars ...
Dragon: Look, someone is running - the enemy must be ...
Ilya Muromets: No, these are eleventh graders running to school their boys to congratulate ...
Dragon: And they somehow run in a jump ...
Ilya Muromets: It's so cold ...
Dragon: Look out for sure enemies !!! and combat coloring ...
Ilya Muromets: Yes, these are girls from grade 10, they run to school, they are also smartly dressed ...
Dragon: Ilya, what are they doing there at school?
Ilya Muromets: Concert...
Dragon: Yes, then I'll run and take a look too ...
Ilya Muromets: Look there ...
Dragon: Of course of course...
Ilya Muromets: Oh, SMC, they write, I was invited to the holiday, how can I not respect .. I will go ...
(Source: tca77.narod.ru)
4. Stage
There are three girls on the stage.
Girl 1: Well, what are we going to give? (everyone thought)
Girl 2: No, why should we give them something every year ?!
Girl 3: Do they give us a gift?
Girl 2: Mimosa and Alpen Gold are not a gift, but a mockery. Moreover, we have something this is "International Women's Day", i.e. for all women. And they have “Defender of the Fatherland Day”. And which of them served?
Girl 1: Yes, guys in general are lucky in life. You can wear clothes and shoes until it breaks, and not until a new collection appears.
Girl 3: Manicure can be done free of charge and with your teeth.
Girl 2: The belly is not a reason for depression, but a sign of masculinity!
Girl 1: To calm your nerves, you do not need to make an appointment with a psychotherapist, you just need to go over the carburetor.
Girl 3: If you didn’t come to work in the same way as yesterday, everyone understands that it’s your birthday today.
Girl 2: You don't know how much bread, cheese and sausage cost, but you have all this at home.
Girl 1: You can open the can with a knife. Then take the crumb, dip it in butter - that's it, dinner is ready!
Girl 3: Girls, come on. That we pounced on them. By the way, being a man is not only “pluses”, but also hard work.
Girl 2: For instance?
Girl 3: For example, when buying sneakers, you need to choose such a style so that later you can go to the theater and to your birthday. (everyone nods in understanding).
Girl 1: And what are we going to do with the gift? As usual: shaving foam and lotion?
Girl 2: No, if a man has a bunch of accessories in his cosmetic bag, it means that something is wrong with him, but if there is one toothbrush, you are a brutal kid. Give them toothbrushes.
Girl 3: And most importantly, our love (draw hearts in the air).
5. Musical scene for February 23 "How my own mother saw me off"
Characters:
Vania
Mum
Grandmother
Sister
Laptop and here is a bottle of kvass (bottle with pacifier)
Mum: Do not forget to take your first aid kit with you
Come back as soon as a hero.
Father: Honestly, you serve everything there by learning,
So that the family can be proud of you.
(song "Slavyanka". Grandmother baptizes, mother cries, father hugs, sister kisses. Leaves through the hall)
6. Comic scene on February 23 at school "I need a man!"
(Baba Yaga comes to find a man - a protector)
Leading: Oh, and whose grandmother are you? Have you come to your grandson for a holiday?
Baba Yaga: No, I’m nobody’s grandmother, I’m Baba Yaga, I came to pick up a man for myself, you say men, so I’ll pick it up for myself
Leading: Why do you need a young man? What kind of grandfather you would choose
Baba Yaga: I need a defender to save him from the Serpent Gorynych, give Koshchei from the gate
Leading: And who will marry you of your own free will?
Baba Yaga: Yes, why would I want a husband, I'm not looking for a husband, but a defender to guard me, tie him up and be under supervision. And then the Serpent Gorynych has already overcome, he walks every day and says, so that she poured him her potion, otherwise he will confuse my legs in my hut ...
Leading: Baba Yaga, yes, our guys are young, but strong, they will not sit on a leash, they will break free even worse than with the Serpent Gorynych
Baba Yaga: And what am I to do, poor?
Leading: Look for yourself a protector in overseas countries, maybe there who is meek and will be caught
Baba Yaga: I don’t know any languages, I have lived my entire adult life in the forest
Leading: Here's your grandmother phrasebook in several languages ( gives a book), but about the Snake, we advise you to contact the police ..
(leave)
The draft board. There is a long line in the corridor of the military registration and enlistment office, consisting of future defenders of the Fatherland. The line moves slowly, somewhere in the tail between the two conscripts, Vasily and Eduard, a conversation arises. Vasily is a simple Russian guy from the provinces, and Edward is a representative of advanced youth, the son of wealthy parents.Edward (addressing Vasily): Well, bro, do you think they will take you into the army?
Basil: The doctor said: "Healthy as a bull!"
Edward: Have you tried "mowing"?
Basil: Yes, I mow every summer, I'm tired of it, so I decided: it's better to go to the army for two years, to have a rest.
Edward: Right! I think so too! What is your name?
Basil: Vasya.
Edward: And me Edward. Listen, Vasya, where do you work?
Basil: Yes, I play music in the club.
Edward: Cool! I also work as a DJ in a nightclub. And who are your ancestors? I mean, what are the parents doing?
Basil: Father is a foreman.
Edward: Brigadier? My father also has his own team. Listen, who is he walking under you?
Basil: Under the chairman.
Edward: Something I have not heard about such authority. Listen, I still have a brother.
Basil: And I have, he grazes cows and heifers.
Edward: What are you doing! My bro also grazes heifers on Tverskaya. What about your personal front? A dude, I mean, is there a mare?
Basil: There is! Only she has been barely walking lately.
Edward; Why?
Basil: Yes, I drove her! And recently he beat me with a whip.
Edward: Well, you are a maniac! Why didn't your family get rid of you? Probably the problem with the money.
Basil: Well no. I never had any problems with grandmas, they love me.
Edward: It's good when there is cabbage, by the way, where do you store it?
Basil: In the bank.
Edward: That's right, it's safer, now there are so many goats that are greedy for other people's greens.
Basil: Yes Yes! We had one such goat!
Edward: Why was it?
Basil: Yes, my father and I beat him.
Edward: How did they score?
Basil: So, they killed it for meat.
Edward(scared): For meat? What a little family!
Basil: Look, this line never seems to end. And I'm already hungry, maybe let's go somewhere?
Edward(hysterical): Not! Do not! Not me! Save!
Edward runs away. Vasily, bewildered, is left alone at the tail of the line.
Basil: And as soon as such loonies are taken into the army?
8. Scene - monologue on February 23 for schoolchildren - "Insidious dating site"
(a high school student enters the stage, sits down at his laptop and at the same time talks on the phone with a friend)
Voice behind the scene: It's no secret that schoolchildren are now the owners and creators of many sites, who have it as a hobby, who have their first attempts to do business ... A scene about one grief for the administrator of a dating site.
Healthy, well, I made a site ... dating, no one just walks ...
- What am I doing? Every day I go, I look - no one registers ...
- Why add it yourself? And then the people will immediately come to the site? Will they meet? Business you say ...
- Well, okay, let's try ... Here I am writing, strong, muscular, handsome ...
- And what photo to add?
- Anyone?
- I added Tarzan's photo
- Let?
- And here's ... added ... a girl ... here's the link, look (pretends to send)
- Yes, I do not know who it is ....
- What's Peskov in a concert costume?
- Well, okay, I also add ...
- In, look! Someone came to the site, wrote something ...
- Wow, he wants to meet ... with me .. (is reading) I'm Paris Hilton - added a photo ...
- Now I’ll write that I liked him too ... and let him also tell about himself ...
- That writes?
- He writes why there are so many mistakes in every word that I had in Russian ...
- I told him that Russian is bad ...
- Noticeable - he writes, there are several mistakes in each word ...
- I wrote to him that this is how I get to know American women ...
- Oh, look, someone else is writing ..
- The girl writes.
- That writes? He writes that I am some sort of stunted ..., but wrote a muscular handsome man ... but it's not my fault, maybe Tarzan is in the photo as a child?
- I still read one message and that's it ...
- In the photo there is a military man ... who he wants to meet there ...
- WAAAA!
- What, he writes, is waiting for me at the military registration and enlistment office for the medical board, in the spring in the army.
- No, I’m satisfied, I just didn’t expect that via the Internet ... they would ... send me a summons ...
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