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Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with a bow and arrow come out to do their work. An unusual scene where the participants need to go down to the auditorium.

The plot is as follows: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies are involved in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to expel the men into the auditorium and heartily enjoy the scene.

This scene can be staged on March 8th and at a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. Everything, of course, with humor.

Scene for March 8, in which men make fun of typical female things. This scene will well dilute the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.

It is difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone solves the most difficult task - what to give ?! This is what we are joking about in this scene.

This scene can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate party of a beauty salon or store. After all, everyone wants to laugh at the stereotypical approaches to female beauty.

Imagine car designers have finally decided to create a purely feminine car. And even give it to women on March 8th. You yourself understand that this scene is very funny.

Scene for Birthday or Anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. The birthday boy is happy and the guests are amused.

Another humorous scene on the topic of finding a birthday present. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem does not seem to be solvable at all. In this plot, both the guests and the birthday man recognize themselves.

By the way, this scene is also suitable for the anniversary. From five to 10 people can take part in it. The more - the more fun the scene will be.

Scenes about school, study

By the name of the scene, it is already clear that it is the most school one. The plot is as follows: the headmaster of the school convenes a meeting to prepare the educational institution for the arrival of a strict check.

It is always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty, fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you get a good scene for a school concert.

We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This scene will organically look in a concert on the occasion of the last bell or graduation at school. It can be played by both teachers and students.

Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov gave up his television programs and began to work as a literature teacher. In the scene, we tried to show what his lesson would look like.

Imagine that because of the crisis, a summit of leaders of all countries of the world was decided to be held in one of the children's health camps. The scene is also good because it is massive, but everyone does not need to learn words.

New Year's scenes

A dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is this: Santa Claus reads the letters of children and is finally disappointed in them.

A script for a New Year's party for younger students. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!

Sketches-dialogues for two presenters of the New Year's Eve. They will help out your concert, they will link even the most motley numbers to each other. Light, funny, New Year's jokes.

On New Year's holidays, anything can happen. The scene is about this: the artistic director arranges a scolding to the artists who performed at the children's New Year's parties. A scene in the spirit of Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.

New topical scenario for a children's New Year's holiday. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier "Pyaterochka", Ded Moroz, Snegurochka, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new 2019 - Pig.

The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been moved to the walls of an ordinary office. The stage is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department was asked to stage a scene - take it and don't suffer.

The plot of the scene is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predictions of the new year for office workers. As you understand, all your intra-office joys and relevance can be woven into the scene. Success at the New Year's corporate party is guaranteed!

Let's fast forward about three hundred years ago and imagine how they switched to celebrating the New Year in winter in Russia. Let's do it in the form of a funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.

An up-to-date New Year's scene on a school theme. About how hard it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on the New Year theme.

The plot of the scene is as follows: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for the preparation of Santa Claus. And how can they be without preparation ?! You can show such a scene both at KVN and at the New Year's concert.

The musical scene is based on pantomime and skillful playing of the accompanying music. This is a variant of the scene where music replaces words.
At first, there are two chairs on the stage, and to the music from Verka Serduchka's repertoire "Dolce Gabanna", a young lady appears, well, like a young lady — a guy in an eccentric red wig, a sundress and a bucket of popcorn. He sits on one chair, and on the second he puts a bucket and sits waiting for the gentleman.

But their conversation is interrupted by a company of three "bad" guys to the song from the movie "Operation Y" "Don't wait for me mom" performed by Yuri Nikulin. The most daring of them drives the gentleman out of his place and he runs away. The daredevil begins to hug the young lady to the song "Plague Spring" by Potap and Nastya Kamenskikh, his comrades at this moment rejoice at his victory in life with a dance in a typical male style.

Their jubilation is interrupted by the returning gentleman with a stick to the song "She is not yours" performed by Grigory Leps and Stas Piekha. The scuffle continues, the "bad" guy's comrades throw their fists at the gentleman, but the gentleman is worried about the showdown with the opponent. A young lady intervenes in their brawl to a song from the Bremen Town Musicians cartoon “I don’t want”. "Her" actions put the final point in the showdown - who will "she" give her preference to.

The young lady rips off her wig and disperses all the gathered contenders for the title of gentleman.
The first gentleman, frightened, runs away, and the company of "bad" guys is dumbfounded watching what is happening. The scene ends with a general dance to the song of Mitya Fomin "Everything will be fine".

All kids love entertainment with music! We bring to your attention for a fun children's holiday.

Musical scene fairy tale

Host: Tili-bom, tili-bom, the album opens!

Here it opens, the fairy tale begins!

What kind of fairy tale? (children's answer: Ryaba chicken!)

Round dance "Have fun, kids" (2 verses)

Presenter: The artists are dressing, the fairy tale begins!

(they put on a grandfather-beard, a hat; a woman-scarf, an apron)

Baba: Once upon a time there was a grandfather

Grandfather: At lunchtime it was a hundred years old! ... Yes, a woman is grandfather's delight!

Baba: (flirtatiously) Grandpa's delight! ... We lived a lot of fun!

Grandfather: Yes! We lived a lot of fun! (takes the balalaika) We loved to sing songs!

Baba sings: Everything about the chicken, about Ryaba, we know the tale from an early age,

Grandfather sings: In a fairy tale lived, besides Baba - a mouse, a cat and an old grandfather!

Together: We also had a beautiful chicken

I lived with the kids-chickens in the yard! (name) Ryabushechka Hen!

Song "Grouse Hen"

Baba: Where are your chickens? Yes, here they are! Chick-chick-chick ... dance "Chicken with Chickens"

Baba: Do not run, chickens, around the courtyard,

Do not look, you, grains by the fence,

The cat is creeping up to the fence,

The chickens are going to be worn out! Come all to me!

(chickens gather around grandma)

A child-cat comes out, fingering with soft paws, sits on a bench near the house

"Washes the mustache, ears, breast"

The grandfather and the woman and the children sing: Here is our gray Vaska, the tail is fluffy, white.

Sits down, washes, wipes with a paw!

Cat: Mur-mur-mur! Scare the chickens! Sh-sh-sh! (shows claws)

Grandfather: But do not frighten the chickens, they began to flap their wings!

Dance "Go away, cat!"

Cat: Meow! (runs away)

Baba: And here comes our cockerel, a golden comb (the cockerel comes out)

Cockerel: And I am a strict cockerel, golden comb.

I'll catch up with you and drive you into the chicken coop!

I stomp with my spurs, I flap my wings! Ku-ka-re-ku!

(stomps on the chickens, they run away, sit on chairs.)

Grandfather: Oh, Baba, look, our chicken has laid an egg!

Baba: Yes, not simple, but golden! (the grandfather and the woman are examining the testicle).

Grandfather (commenting on the woman's actions): Baba beat and beat, but did not break!

Baba: Grandfather beat and beat, but he did not break! (hits with a hammer)

Grandfather: Maybe something stronger? Let's go and see something in the house.

(go to the house with the chicken)

Grandfather: (looking out) Mice lived in the house, oh, they were pranksters!

Mice stage

Mouse: Admire, friends, I will show you a dance!

Mouse dance scene (at the end of the dance, drops a testicle, screaming, and runs away)

Grandfather and woman go out with a chicken

Baba (throwing up her hands): Look, Grandfather! The egg has broken!

Grandfather: (clasping his cheeks with his hands): Oh-ho-ho ...

Chicken: Don't cry, grandfather, don't cry, baba, I'll lay you an egg, not a golden one, but a simple one!

Chicken song

Baba: Will, grandfather, grieve, let's go dance better!

Grandfather: Why have fun together, let's call everyone!

Round dance "Have fun, kids!" (3rd verse)

At the end of the round dance, a woman takes out a basket of eggs "Kinder Surprise"

Baba: Look how many eggs our chicken laid! Yes, not simple, but chocolate!

Treat

Grandfather: And now, as they say ... here is the end of the fairy tale ...

It's time for us to say goodbye to you ... All who are with us - well done!

Baba: We are parting as friends, we were glad to meet you!

Musical scene for the New Year's party

On New Year's Eve, as in a fairy tale, full of miracles - full!

Guys! All come here! Take a look out the window!

(draws the attention of children to the walking Santa Claus, who can be seen through the window)

Presenter: Look! Take a look! Who is this coming to us? (children's answer)

We need to invite Grandfather to celebrate the New Year with us!

Let's call him together: “Come to us, Grandpa! We are waiting!" (children repeat)

Santa Claus enters the group, greets the children, calling them by name.

Santa Claus: How smart you are! (examines the children's costumes, praises them.)

Happy New Year, let the fun come to you!

I wish all the guys and guests happiness, joy!

And who will show me where the tree is?

Children lead Santa Claus to the hall to the tree.

Santa Claus: Oh! This is a tree! Good! We must say hello to her!

Hello, hello, Christmas tree!

Presenter: The guys want to see toys,

All your outfit is festive, from top to bottom!

See how the beads shine on the tree!

And her needles shine from the beads! (children are looking at the tree)

The presenter invites the children to tell the poem to the Christmas tree, Santa Claus praises the children.

Santa Claus: Come on, Christmas tree, light up the lights as soon as possible,

I invite guests to have fun with us! (knocks his staff on the floor)

What's happened? (Anxiously runs around the tree) I don’t understand anything.

The Christmas tree does not want to light up! Let's clap her hands, guys! (blinked)

The lights on the tree do not light up. Probably, moms and dads clapped badly!

And now we are all together, together, loudly clap our hands!

Multicolored lights are lit on the tree to music (optional).

Santa Claus: Let there be laughter, fun, dancing, because we are celebrating the New Year!

And so that everything is like in a fairy tale, friends, let's start a round dance!

New Year's round dance (optional)

The soundtrack of the blizzard sounds, Santa Claus listens to the howling of the blizzard

Santa Claus: Oh, trouble, trouble, trouble! The blizzard brought us the news,

That in the far north a bear cub fell ill.

He did not listen to his mother, he ate a lot of snow!

Presenter: Grandfather Frost, and we know this bear! Guys, what's his name?

Right! Umka!

We need to help out Umka! Let's go visit him!

The path is not short, so we will go on a sleigh, and to make it more fun, we will take

Bells!

(distributes bells, children can sit on their parents' knees "in a sleigh")

Santa Claus: Ready? (Yes!) Well, then let's go!

To the phonogram of the melody of the song "White Path" by V. Renev, children ring the bells,

Santa Claus pronounces in a recitative:

The sleighs themselves are running, drifting snow. And the bells are singing loudly in the cold!

We drive, we drive through the snowdrifts, along the snow-covered roads ...

The sleigh drove into a snowdrift - OP! The sleigh rolled down - UH! HOLD ON!

The sleighs themselves are flying and the bells are ringing!

(at the end of the music) Here we are!

You return the bells to me ... Quiet, quiet, do not make noise! In-he all look there!

(the curtain opens, Polar Bear sits on the ice-floe, Umka sits on her lap)

Umka: Mom, what is New Year? (anthology "Children's Literature")

Dipper: It's all the other way around: the trees grow in the rooms, the squirrels do not gnaw the cones,

Hares next to a wolf on a thorny tree.

Sleep, my baby, go to sleep! Close your eyes tightly.

(sings the song "Lullaby of the Bear" by E. Krylatov from the film "Umka", after the second verse

Bear and Umka come out to the middle of the hall, look at the stars)

Bear: Look, Umka, do you see those stars? This is the constellation Ursa Major, and

Near a small constellation, this is yours, Umka! (going back)

Santa Claus: As soon as the evening comes, the stars start a round dance!

Presenter: (handing out tinsel) Come on, and we will dance around the tree!

Dance with tinsel (music optional)

At the end of the dance, the children put tinsel under the tree, together with Santa Claus they go to the Polar Bear.

Santa Claus: Hello, Umka! Hello Polar Bear!

Bear: Hello, Santa Claus!

Santa Claus: The miraculous sleigh with bells themselves rushed here!

To get better soon, here are gifts from friends!

Don't eat snow anymore, eat lime honey!

Umka: Tell me, is it true that bears eat honey with their paws?

Dipper: The paw is sweeter and tastier. Try it yourself soon!

Presenter: Look, Umka, how many guys are here! Let's go play together!

Dipper: Indeed, go and play, Umka, and I'll go to you for a treat!

Snowball game (optional music game)

At the end of the song, the presenter takes out a basket of snowballs, Santa Claus throws them at the guys.

Santa Claus: Dads, mothers, raise snowballs and throw them more boldly!

Presenter: (after the game) How many snowballs flew, let's collect them!

And the snowballs are so cold! It would not hurt us to warm up!

We invite everyone to the round dance!

Musical game "Warmer" or a round dance (optional)

The Polar Bear appears, holding a translucent shining piece of ice

Bear: And I have a surprise for you! Look what I brought! A piece of polar

Shining, (children consider) it is a pity that it is not edible, because it is made from

Ice ... Now, if you, Grandpa, turned ice into candy!

Santa Claus: Snow-snow, ice-ice, miracles on New Year's Eve! You snowflakes circle

Turn the snow into candy!

They open the top of the box, treat the children with sweets.

Santa Claus: Children were having fun at the elegant Christmas tree,

But it's time for me to say goodbye to you.

Goodbye, children, have fun with you.

Goodbye mom, dad, Happy New Year to everyone!

Presenter: Guys, we will walk around the Christmas tree again,

Let's sing a song with our parents!

Round dance "A fir-tree was born in the forest" or "Fir-tree" (phonograms "Balagan Limited")

Musical performance based on the fairy tale "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"

You know, friends, there are many miracles in the world.
And we cannot count them, you, no matter how hard you work.
But I know a miracle: you all know it -
After all, this is a kind fairy tale! We ask: "Come to us!"

Now listen carefully and watch, don't miss anything, the fairy tale begins!

Seven gnomes lived in one fairy forest.
They have a hundred freckles on their tiny nose.
And if the gnome meets you in his forest,
Freckles will dance on the nose with joy.

You can already hear - the gnomes are walking, somewhere nearby they are singing a song.

7 gnomes come out, they stretch from sleep, sing and dance.

Song-dance "Little gnome" muses. V. Udartseva.

1 Gnome: Well, it's time to eat, and that is, I really want to.

All gnomes: And we are with you. (All the gnomes sit down at the table and eat)

2 Gnome: (gets up and speaks) We have to get to work.

We guys are masters, we have been working together since the morning.

(Gnomes leave)

Host: And at this time, in one fairy kingdom, the evil stepmother, the queen, decided to destroy her stepdaughter Snow White.

She ordered the hunter to take Snow White into the wilderness of the forest.
And, having tied it alive under a pine tree, leave it there, to be devoured by the wolves.
So the hunter went into the forest and took him to such a distance.
Snow White guessed and was scared to death.

(Snow White and the Huntsman come out, they stop in the "forest").

Snow White: Dear friend, spare my life and leave me to live here with the wild beasts. They are not as violent as my wicked stepmother. I'll find some place to hide.

Hunter:

It will be better this way, your wicked stepmother is very jealous of your beauty.
You go straight all the time, you will go out to the Dwarfs in the clearing.
Gnomes know everything in the world, they help kind people.

Snow White: Thank you friend! Goodbye!

Hunter: Goodbye and be happy.

(Hunter leaves, changes into Prince)

Host: Snow White is alone in the forest, and she is very scared, but soon forest animals (Squirrel, Hare and Fox) gather around her

Snow White:

Here is a squirrel, dexterous, fast
In a red-haired, fluffy fur coat.

I jump deftly from branch to branch
Red back, ponytail, head. (Snow White strokes a squirrel)

Snow White:

Oh, what a funny animal
Fast, dexterous, mischievous.

(Bunny jumps, whirls, Snow White strokes him)

Snow White, don't cry, don't hide the bitter tears.
Believe that kindness is your best feature.

Fox: We live and dance and sing together in the forest.

"Dance of Snow White and the Animals" muses. O. Polyakova

(After the dance, Squirrel, Hare, Fox run away to the "forest", on their stumps)

Host: Wandering in the forest until dawn, Snow White walked and walked and came across a house.

(Snow White rings the bell, walks around and stops in the Dwarfs' room)

Snow White:

Blimey! I really like this house.
Everything is so small here. And the table is set for seven people.
Seven chairs, seven cups. I am so hungry. Let's eat a little.

(sits down at the table, eats, drinks, gets up, walks further across the room)

Oh, and here there are boots in the iron pot. Where is it good for? (Removes)
Look at this broom, here, apparently, no one has ever cleaned.
Well, nothing, I'll put things in order here.
Hey animals, come in and help me.

(Squirrel, Hare, Fox run into the room and help Snow White clean up)

Snow White:

Enough. I am so tired.
Thank you for your help, cute animals!

(Squirrel, Hare, Fox run back into the forest)

And I will lie down, rest. (Goes behind the curtain)

Host: The hour of lunch was approaching, the stamping came across the courtyard.

(Dwarfs enter)

What a marvel! Everything is so clean and beautiful!
Someone was cleaning the house, but waiting for the owners.

4 Dwarf: Who was sitting in my chair?

5 Dwarf: Who ate my bread?

6 Dwarf: Who drank from my glass?

7 Dwarf: Is someone lying on our beds?

(They run towards Snow White, she comes out)

All Dwarfs: Oh! How beautiful she is!

Snow White:

Oh, seven dwarfs! I am happy to see you!
Forgive me, please, Gnomes, that I have come to you.

1 Dwarf: Who are you?

Snow White: My name is Snow White.

2 Dwarf: What are you doing here?

Snow White: I ran away from home. My stepmother, the queen, wanted to kill me.

All Dwarfs: Oh, poor child!

Snow White:

Let me stay with you? I can do a lot.
I can cook food, bake bread, clean the house and sew clothes.

All Dwarfs (conferring):

You are a good girl, stay with us.
We will protect you here.

Snow White: Thank you, lovely dwarfs. Dinner is ready, please go to the table.

(Everyone sits down at the table, eats)

Host: And after dinner it was time for music and dancing.

Snow White: Stand up, Dwarfs, stand in a circle.

This is the dance "Kind Beetle" muses. A. Spadavecchia

(Everyone is dancing)

Snow White: Sorry. Even the most wonderful evening ever ends, it's time to go to bed.

All Dwarfs: Enjoy Your Dreams, Snow White

(everyone goes behind the curtains with the house)

Host: The next morning, Snow White accompanied the Dwarfs to work.

(Snow White hands out shoulder blades to the Dwarfs)

Snow White: Goodbye, my good friends!

1 Dwarf: Snow White, be careful not to let anyone into the house.

All Dwarfs: Goodbye Snow White. (leave)

Presenter: The Evil Queen found out that she was alive and decided to destroy her. She pretended to be an old woman, took a basket of poisoned apples and went to the Dwarfs.

Old lady (rings the bell): Wonderful apples, sweet apples.

Snow White: Good morning, kind woman, give me one apple.

Old lady: Try it, dear! (Gives the apple to Snow White, she takes a bite and falls)

Ha, ha, ha! No more Snow White! Now I am more beautiful than anyone in the world.

(The old lady runs away)

Host: When the Dwarfs returned home and saw Snow White, they were very upset.

2 Dwarf: What happened to our Snow White?

3 Dwarf (sits down and listens): Our dear Snow White is dead.

(sit around Snow White and cry)

Host: Just at that time, the Prince was passing through the forest from a hunt.

Prince: Good afternoon little gnomes, what happened? Why are you crying?

4 Dwarf: Our Snow White is dead.

Prince: Let me see her.

Knees down next to Snow White and kisses her. Snow White wakes up.

Snow White: How long have I slept!

Prince: You are safe with me. I'll take you with me.

Snow White: Oh my dear prince! I'm so happy.

(Snow White and the Prince hug)

5 Dwarf: Three cheers for Snow White and her prince!

All Dwarfs: Hurray! Hooray! Hooray!

The final dance of all participants in the performance

"Little country" muses. I. Nikolaeva

Leading:

Everything happens in fairy tales, miracles in fairy tales.
The sleeping princess, the maiden is a beauty.
Cinderella and princes, witches, kings,
A miracle will happen if you believe.
A fairy tale will teach us, evil, how to win,
How to cope with enemies, how to get happiness.
Good friends will always help us,
Faithful hearts will be beating nearby.

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When I returned home on the day of my first literary success, the soothing melodic sounds of musical exercises merged and spread throughout our apartment - my sister was playing the piano. Father, resting after dinner, lay on the sofa and read the newspaper. He looked at me inquiringly, affectionately. Feeling how blissfully my heart was beating, I handed him the notebook with the composition.
Over the past year, my father has managed to become my elder friend. I was used to showing him my first experiments in literature, mostly awkward poetry. His excited and moved, and even a little mocking look was the best encouragement for me. Most of his advice related to grammar, which he knew perfectly well, to the very structure of speech, as well as punctuation.
Now he, too, quickly and youthfully jumped up from the sofa, sat down at his writing table and began aloud, word by word, to reread my composition. In all my work, Andrei Alekseevich did not make a single mistake, only a big red five was put at the end. Father, however, immediately lingered on one of the first phrases. He said:
- "... Did you hear the snow falling?" Why, there is an inconsistency of times in one phrase ...
- But Andrei Alekseevich did not note anything! - I answered proudly.
My father just shook his head and, continuing to read, made the same kind of remarks. Then he got up, grabbed my shoulders with his hand and, friendly hugging him, walked with me through the rooms, now approaching the piano, at which the hardworking sister continued to play canons and solfeggio, now moving away from him.
At that time I was almost equal in height with my father, and this caused me pride and thrifty tenderness towards my father.
It is very difficult to convey our conversation at that time, although I remember it. It is difficult because he was interspersed with affectionately meaningless, from childhood, only intended for me, muttering:
- Yur-dur-karapur-marakur-karamur ...
And right there, interspersed with this muttering, the father said:
- Yes, the onset of winter ... He wrote very poetically. Although these are not poems, they are not inferior to poetry, so, Yur-dur-karapur ... - He hugged me by the shoulders, hugged me and continued affectionately: - Have you heard our conversation with Pelageya Semyonovna about "Vulcan" ? Well, the day before yesterday, when was she with us? In "Vulcan" the onset of winter was manifested in the fact that the snow began to be brought into the premises where the refugees live. And our city government cannot attend to everything and even putty the walls. As a result, a new explosion of influenza, and, which is already quite bad, - said the op, lowering his voice, - in the last batch of refugees there are cases of typhus ... Here's the flip side and not at all poetic side of the onset of winter. And it turns out that you portrayed the arrival of winter very well, but conveyed only the state of nature. And you don't have a man yet ...
Person! I still hear this word, which my father, and even such friends of his as the same Pelageya Semyonovna Silina, pronounced with that special feeling with which religious people talk about the sacraments of religion.