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Birthday is not at all a sad holiday, as it is sung in the well-known song of Igor Nikolaev. And a very funny event, especially when you spent very little time preparing it. Amusing performances and mini-scenes for your birthday will help you entertain your guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared by you.

Types of performances and mini-scenes for the birthday of a man or a woman

There are a great many humorous games and contests. You don't have to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. It is enough to go to the Internet, to holiday sites where you can choose what you like. Our comic sketches are suitable for an anniversary and for any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing the scenes as the event progresses.

Let's remember that any holiday has:

• introductory part (arrival of guests)
• official part of the party (congratulations, gifts)
• intermission part (dances, entertainment)

It follows from this that the selection of funny scenes and performances should be based on this order.

Birthday productions and sketches for the introductory part of the holiday

Even meeting guests can be fun to organize. Let us recall such an example as a meeting with "Bread, Salt". The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.

Birthday script "Meeting with guests"

The host or hostess, or better with the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greets the guest at the door, reading greetings:

Meeting guests with "Bread and Salt"

We don't miss today
We dance and sing
We celebrate the holiday today
And we invite guests to our place!

Hello, invited guests!
Hello welcome guests!
We wish you health
We offer you some tea!

Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next one with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests from such a meeting! Honestly, boring waiting for everyone to get together will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. And you can also ask the newcomer to tell an interesting rhyme or dance a dance and only after that take him into the cheerful company of those who meet him.

Of course, I would like to remind you of a funny script, a wonderful, gypsy production "Meeting a guest dear"

To do this, you need to prepare in advance colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine (musical instruments can be cut out of cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask, hats, thereby arranging from the meeting of guests, a whole show with dances, dressing up and involving newcomers in your performance.

See all friends,
The gypsy soul sings.
A dear friend came to us,
Pour him a mountain!
Let's sing and dance
The holiday is fun to celebrate!
Came to us, came to us,
Our dear friend, do-o-roy
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!

I want to say that using the templates for meeting guests that we have given you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.

And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official drinking part of our holiday. The guests sit decorously at the tables, periodically getting up, announce toasts, give gifts. I think this is the most "boring" pastime. This is where it’s time to shake things up. A small musical scene with the participation of guests will be what you need.

Short skits and performances for the official drinking part

I believe that for this part of the evening, musical performances with a minimum number of participants (from 1 to 3 people) are very suitable, since most of the guests are not yet ready for action, mostly everyone is passive.

A musical, interactive number - congratulations on dressing up is very suitable, for example:

• to Serduchka
• to Alla Pugacheva
• the gypsy

Do not forget, you need to prepare props for such scenes, as well as musical accompaniment.

But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but on the contrary will bring freshness and revitalization to the atmosphere of the holiday.

Another option is to rent a special joke - costumes for such performances. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. He will definitely surprise your guests, and save you unnecessary trouble.

The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one scene (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.

Birthday script for the intermission part

Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, breathed fresh air, it is time for funny mini-scenes for the birthday, for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with the guests. This will greatly amuse your guests. Do not forget to film this “fun fun” with your camera. Subsequently, having made a video, you can enjoy with your friends the memories of your holiday.

As we have already said, there are a lot of scenarios, fairy tales and scenes on the Internet, take your pick, I don’t want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly the characters, the more interesting. Let's give an example of a fairy tale, familiar to everyone from childhood. This mini-scene can be played on the birthday of either a woman or a man.

Contact scene "Turnip" for birthday

Leading:
- Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a story
About how my grandfather planted a turnip,
Yes, I almost tore my stomach.

This tale is for children and adults. Well, first of all we need a "Turnip", it must be big - big (chooses the biggest guest. You can put a rim with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier, the pot is a small flower)

- Here it is, feed Turnip! And now a grandfather is needed, let him be a hundred years old. (choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat, beard).

- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother, using a woman's table. Props - an apron, glasses, rolling pin).

- Well, people, listen to what was the turnover. Here the grandfather walks, though old, but a fine fellow, with a beard a rogue. But there is one problem, he is lazy. Comes out in the morning, one balalaika is dear to him. Sits on the heap all day, but spits on the fence. (At this time, the guest performs movements: stroking his beard, playing the balalaika, spitting).

- And here the grandmother sailed, young at heart, and in appearance - a hag. He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Acting role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with his fist).

Now all the words will always be pronounced by the presenter in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will masterfully repeat them with expression and gestures)

Grandma: - Why are you sitting grandfather, nothing to do?

Grandfather: - And I'm too lazy, your leg in the wattle.

Grandma: - Well, go and plant an old tree stump, multiply my wealth.

Host: - Eh, my grandfather got up and went to plant a turnip. He came, planted it in the ground, poured it on top, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions in the text).

Host: - Imagine friends, so the whole summer has passed! The sun is shining, it is raining, our beautiful turnip is growing, and my grandfather is sitting on a balalaika and is not blowing his mustache. The grandmother came again, angry, angry, she creaks her teeth, cracks her bones, swears!

Grandma: - What are you, the old stump is sitting again, you are looking at me, you better go and look at the turnip.

Host: - The grandfather got up, dusted himself off, turned his beard and went to the garden to look at his turnip. Lo and behold, she’s big, round-faced and large, she doesn’t want to climb out in the ground. He jumped around, but let's shout, call for help.

Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!

Host: - Here and the grandmother comes, carries her bones. She came, looked, said loudly:

Grandma: - This turnip! (grandma throws up her hands in surprise)

The presenter addresses the guests: - Don't pull the turnip out. Whom should I call?

Guests: - Granddaughter

Host: - That's right, granddaughter. And here the granddaughter walks, shaking her mane, here she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter during the play, a younger girl will suit her well. Props - a wig with bows or braids).

Granddaughter: - Hello, what do you want?

Grandfather and a woman: - Help pull out the turnip.

Granddaughter: - Will you give me some sweets?

Grandfather and woman: - We will give it.

Presenter: - the granddaughter came closer, and how she screamed:

Granddaughter: - This is a turnip!

Host: - Do not pull out three of us. Who else should I call?

Guests: - Bug!

Host: - That's right, Bug! Here she is waving her tail, there is no more beautiful of her.
(props - a bezel with dog ears)

Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you want?

Grandfather and woman: - Help pull out the turnip.

Bug: - Will you give me a bone?

Grandfather and woman: - We will give it.

Host: - The Bug came closer, but threw up her hands.

Bug: - This is Turnip!

Host: - Can't get it out, who else should I call?

Guests: - A cat.

Host: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very cute. Here she goes, purrs, and sings. (Props - headband with cat ears)

Cat: - Meow-meow, mur-mur. And here I am, all of myself good. Hello, what do you want?

Grandfather and a woman: - Pull the turnip out.

Cat: - Will you give milk with sour cream?

Grandfather and woman: - We will give it.

Host: - The cat came closer, purred under his breath:

Cat: - This is a turnip!

Host: - Yes, that's the case, even the cat did not help. The whole family decided to go home, dine, sleep, and lie down on the sides. Like, we will gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside).

- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a little mouse came to the field. (Use the mouse to select the largest man or the birthday man)

- The mouse saw a turnip, as it squeaked:

Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.

Host: She took the mouse turnip in her arms, pulled it into her burrow (takes the mouse to the side).

- And the whole family returned to the garden and sees that there is no turnip.

All the actors together: - And where is the turnip?

Host: - Yes, it's too late ... oh, you overslept, you turnip. You cannot easily pull a turnip out of the garden. Yes, yes ... But there is no morality, if only there was a delicious dinner. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share her turnip. (A mouse comes out, takes out a turnip). That's the end of the fairy tale, but who listened well!

With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo session.

I think dear friends, you liked our script, drinking games and scenes. In the future, we will post a lot more interesting things on this topic. I would like to say only one thing, massive games, sketches for birthday greetings, will only add positive to your holiday.

Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with a bow and arrow come out to do their work. An unusual scene where the participants need to go down to the auditorium.

The plot is as follows: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies are involved in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to expel the men into the auditorium and heartily enjoy the scene.

This scene can be staged on March 8th and at a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. Everything, of course, with humor.

Scene for March 8, in which men make fun of typical female things. This scene will well dilute the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.

It is difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone solves the most difficult task - what to give ?! This is what we are joking about in this scene.

This scene can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate party of a beauty salon or store. After all, everyone wants to laugh at the stereotypical approaches to female beauty.

Imagine car designers have finally decided to create a purely feminine car. And even give it to women on March 8th. You yourself understand that this scene is very funny.

Scene for Birthday or Anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. The birthday boy is happy and the guests are amused.

Another humorous scene on the topic of finding a birthday present. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem does not seem to be solvable at all. In this plot, both the guests and the birthday man recognize themselves.

By the way, this scene is also suitable for the anniversary. From five to 10 people can take part in it. The more - the more fun the scene will be.

Scenes about school, study

By the name of the scene, it is already clear that it is the most school one. The plot is as follows: the headmaster of the school convenes a meeting to prepare the educational institution for the arrival of a strict check.

It is always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty, fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you get a good scene for a school concert.

We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This scene will organically look in a concert on the occasion of the last bell or graduation at school. It can be played by both teachers and students.

Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov gave up his television programs and began to work as a literature teacher. In the scene, we tried to show what his lesson would look like.

Imagine that because of the crisis, a summit of leaders of all countries of the world was decided to be held in one of the children's health camps. The scene is also good because it is massive, but everyone does not need to learn words.

New Year's scenes

A dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is this: Santa Claus reads the letters of children and is finally disappointed in them.

A script for a New Year's party for younger students. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!

Sketches-dialogues for two presenters of the New Year's Eve. They will help out your concert, they will link even the most motley numbers to each other. Light, funny, New Year's jokes.

On New Year's holidays, anything can happen. The scene is about this: the artistic director arranges a scolding to the artists who performed at the children's New Year's parties. A scene in the spirit of Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.

New topical scenario for a children's New Year's holiday. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier "Pyaterochka", Ded Moroz, Snegurochka, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new 2019 - Pig.

The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been moved to the walls of an ordinary office. The stage is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department was asked to stage a scene - take it and don't suffer.

The plot of the scene is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predictions of the new year for office workers. As you understand, all your intra-office joys and relevance can be woven into the scene. Success at the New Year's corporate party is guaranteed!

Let's fast forward about three hundred years ago and imagine how they switched to celebrating the New Year in winter in Russia. Let's do it in the form of a funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.

An up-to-date New Year's scene on a school theme. About how hard it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on the New Year theme.

The plot of the scene is as follows: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for the preparation of Santa Claus. And how can they be without preparation ?! You can show such a scene both at KVN and at the New Year's concert.

School life is full of events - funny and sad, simple and difficult, serious and not so - but always exciting. It is not without reason that books and films "about school" are loved by all generations of former and current schoolchildren. If you treat school situations with lightness and humor, then you can have fun, and some problems, if you look at them from this angle, will be solved by themselves. To do this, you just need to play! You don't even need to remember scenes from school life - these scenes have already been collected in our collection. And not simple ones, you will find here the newest original sketch from the author "Kolobok in a New Way", an opera scene that will amuse any collective, as well as fairy tales. Collaboration brings people closer. Share your scripts with us.

Humorous fairy tales for children to school and camp

A comic New Year's scene - the opera "ABOUT THE HARE" - funny until you drop, for an adult team and senior classes at school

Everybody sings in the scene as best they can, the funnier the better. The main thing is to rehearse 2-3 times and you will be the highlight of the evening :-) First you should listen to the cartoon "Bunny went out for a walk."

In the photo below, our 8th grade, mid-80s ... It was once we put on a musical scene about a hare. While rehearsing, they laughed so hard, could hardly keep from laughing during the performance. 🙂 We came up with folders for the entourage, words are very easy to learn.

Chorus:
Oh you, meadow grass-ant,
Oh you, dear hare side!
We are sure that sooner or later
The bunny will come out for a walk in the clearing.
One, two, three, four, five…
One, two, three, four, five…
One, two, three, four, five…
One, two, three, four, five…
One-two-three-four, one-two-three-four
One-two-three-four-five-a-at ...
…Released!!
Hare: (tenor)
I went out into the woods for a walk
I'm scared, I'm scared
My soul is full of foreboding ...
My soul ... My soul-ah-ah ...
... Full of premonition. The soul is full ...

Chorus: Premonitions did not deceive him!
Hunter: (bass)
So where are you? I need you.
You deigned to eat my carrots!
Chorus:
What a shame, what a shame!
Our hare is a thief, our hare is a thief!
What a shame, what a shame!
Our hare is a thief, our hare is a thief!
Hare:
Not true!
Chorus:
Truth!
Hare:
Not true!
Chorus:
Truth!
Hare:
... I have not eaten carrots!
Hunter:
To the barrier!
Hare:
To the barrier!
Chorus:
Someone's blood will be shed now
Now it will spill ...
Will spill ...
One male voice from the choir:
It flows ...
Hare:
Ah, will my slanting eyes be closed forever?
And I will not see you, my love!
My love!
My love, my carrot!
Forever yours, my dear-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a ...
Hunter:
Now. Now. Now. Now…
Bang! Paph!
Hare:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Hunter:
My bunny is dying!
The choir sings vocalises and cries.
Hare:
Will bring me home
I will turn out to be alive ...
Chorus:
And more than once
Bunny will come out
Take a walk!
And more than once
The bunny will go out for a walk!
Walk!
Walk!
Walk-walk-walk!
curtain

The final, fifth parody (“opera”) ends with the bravura chorus “And the bunny will come out for a walk more than once! ..”. In the script, this vocal number is not interrupted at this line, but has a continuation: "... the words are not heard, incomprehensible, incomprehensible - and do not care!" But the censorship forbade this line to be performed in the cartoon, considering it a lampoon on the Soviet opera.

Gingerbread man in a new way - original from the author

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Lived - there were a grandfather and a woman far away, but in the camp,

They ate bread and porridge. Only now they were sad.

They did not have children, they did not have grandchildren,

That is why sadness, longing, a hole came to them.

And the woman and grandfather decided not to be sad, not to toil,

Better to go to the dining room with a merry song!

They walked with a friendly step, scraped together a little flour there,

Oils, sugar and salt! These are such eccentrics!

From that composition, the woman thought to bake a pie,

But while I was busy with the dough, I got a bun!

That gingerbread man was cooled,

put on the window

We were given a little rest.

But we forgot about one thing:

After all, they read the fairy tale more than once,

But they did not believe that a fairy tale is a real story!

That gingerbread man rolled!

I'm tired of lying!

He leaned against the threshold and ran to run.

Sees - the director of the darling camp is on the way

With a surprised look, he looks at the unsociable miracle!

The gingerbread man sang a song here, than he finished off the director,

But he was taught by his experience, his director praised him!

He did not kick him out of the camp, and he did not want to eat him,

And he only wished him success and a lot of happiness.

Told him not to catch the eye of other kids,

And then he will have to find out how a tear is rolling from his eyes.

The kids will make you both have fun and jump,

They will teach you to dance and sing, and they will not let you sleep.

But our hero, a brave fellow, did not heed the advice of those,

And with joy, enthusiasm, he quickly galloped to the kids.

He, of course, was surprised at first by the exploits of the children.

They tickled him, made him jump faster!

They had to come up with games, and dance and sing songs,

To get him and torment them there was no time to be in time!

But the kolobok got used to them and learned to live with them,

And the woman and the grandfather now, too, do not have to grieve.

The director said with obvious admiration that there is no better one!

You will be the main counselor here! After all, there is no one cooler here!

Since then, there is a competition for the best counselor in that camp,

But it's still difficult for you to find a better kolobok!

"The Prince Behind the Gates" (a scene for a school and a holiday camp)
Prince: Knock Knock.
Servant: Who's there?
Prince: I am the prince outside the gates.
Servant: We must report to the king. Your majesty,
King: (He's a prince.) What's happened?
Servant: There is a prince outside the gate.
King: So give him the gate.
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you want?
Prince: I need the hand of a princess.
Servant:
King: (He's a prince) What happened?
Servant: There is a prince outside the gate.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: And what does he want?
Servant: He needs the hand of a princess!
King:
Queen: (She's a servant) What's up, honey?
King: There is a prince outside the gate.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: Give back the gate!
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you want?
Prince: I need the hand of a princess.
Servant: I have to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What happened?
Servant: There is a prince outside the gate.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: And what does he want?

Servant: He needs the hand of a princess!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen:(She's a servant) What's up, honey?
King: There is a prince outside the gate.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: Give back the gate!
Servant: Take the gate!
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you want?
Prince: I need the hand of a princess.
Servant: I have to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What happened?
Servant: There is a prince outside the gate.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: And what does he want?
Servant: He needs the hand of a princess!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen: (She's a servant) What's up, honey?
King: There is a prince outside the gate.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: But he doesn't need a gate.
Queen: And what does he want?
King: He needs our daughter's hand.
Queen:
Princess: What ?!
Queen: There is a prince outside the gate!
Princess: Well, give him the gate!
Queen: Give back the gate.
King: Give the gate.
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you want?
Prince: I need the hand of a princess.
Servant: I have to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What happened?
Servant: There is a prince outside the gate.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: And what does he want?
Servant: He needs the hand of a princess!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen: (She's a servant) What's up, honey?
King: There is a prince outside the gate.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: But he doesn't need a gate.
Queen: And what does he want?
King: He needs our daughter's hand.
Queen: I need to talk to the princess! Darling!
Princess: (She is the king, she is the servant) What ?!
Queen: There is a prince outside the gate!
Princess: Well, give him the gate!
Queen: But he doesn't need a gate!
Princess: And what does he want ?!
Queen: He needs your hand!
Princess: NO!
Queen: No.
King: No.
Servant: No.
Prince: Absolutely not?
Servant: Absolutely not?
King: Absolutely not?
Queen: Absolutely not?
Princess: Exactly. NO.
Queen: Absolutely not.
King: Absolutely not.
Servant: Absolutely not.
Prince: Well, give at least the gate!

You need to develop artistry in kids from early childhood. Short sketches will help in this. Funny for children, stories should be instructive and understandable, but at the same time educate important character traits.

The fable is the basis for the script of the scene

It is known that the most instructive literary work is a fable. Only in this genre, the obligatory point is the presence of morality - an important main conclusion from what has been said. Therefore, some scenes that are funny for children are often based on the plots of famous fables.

The works of Ivan Andreevich Krylov are available for understanding by preschoolers. These are Monkey and Glasses, Squirrel, Crow and Fox, Tit, Dragonfly and Ant, Quartet, Swan, Cancer and Pike.

Today there are a lot of alterations of the famous fables in a new way. For example, at the end of the story of the fox and the raven, cheese does not fall into the mouth of the cunning flatterer. The wise crow puts it in its paw and answers the fox that "she can sing, that's true, but it is not yet the time and place for a concert."

Methods of presenting fables on stage

Do not think that playing on stage is available only to adult children. If you get down to business creatively, then you can cope with the strength of even the smallest.

There are four options for presenting the scene. For example, episodes that are funny for children can be played out without the author's words. Then the children speak only the words of the characters. The second option would be to read the words of the author to an adult. The third option is suitable for older children, when the whole fable is a role-playing reading with a demonstration of the plot's actions. But very little ones can become artists without even knowing how to speak properly. Then the entire text is read by an adult, and the kids are pantomime depicting the plot in front of the audience.

Fairy tale and irony - twin sisters

Hardly anyone did not like listening to fairy tales in childhood. Many short works of this genre can be easily turned into ironic scenes. Scenarios funny for children are obtained from the fairy tales "Silly Hans" by Andersen, "Hedgehogs laugh" and "Brave tailors" by Korney Chukovsky, as well as others. Short stories told by the wonderful poet Chukovsky can easily turn into funny and funny scenes for kindergarten.

A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it!

Sometimes it can be difficult to choose a story to stage. And if you play the fairy tale "How the hare became the ruler of the jungle" about how the scythe deceived a huge lion, inviting him to fight a more powerful rival?

The point of the story is that the king of beasts was strong, but stupid. The hare was supposed to come to him for dinner according to the law, which was established in the jungle by the cruel lion king. But the scythe turned out to be sharp. He aroused in a cruel glutton anger at the one who was stronger than him. Taking his reflection in the river for a rival, he threw himself into the water and drowned.

Knowledge is power and laughter is a weapon against evil

You can change the ending of the story. Let our lion not drown in the river, but become a universal laughing stock. All the animals gathered on the banks of the river will laugh at the stupid beast. And the one at whom everyone laughs can no longer be the main one, whom you need to fear and obey. Knowledge and ingenuity are sometimes more important than strength and cruelty - this is the moral of this instructive story.

Any number of actors can take part in such a performance. You can diversify the action with a small concert, with which the animals decide to please their bunny friend. Then the presentation will contain several performances. These will be children's scenes, funny, short, in which the actors will present the animals and their relationships.

Fairy tales in a new way

Children love to act out funny mini-scenes. We can offer for these purposes well-known fairy tales, altered in a new way. And it's especially funny when heroes of different works are encountered in one story.

For example, it is easy to remake the famous story about Kolobok, supplementing it with the fairy tale “Ryaba Chicken”. Such confusions are very popular with kids, they laugh when they see that the usual heroes do not act as usual and find themselves in ridiculous situations.

“My grandfather and grandmother lived in the same village, they had a chicken named Ryaba. Here the chicken laid an egg, but not a simple one, but ... from the dough! And the testicle has eyes, a nose, a mouth. "Who are you? What is your name?" - asked the grandmother. “I am a Gingerbread Man - a ruddy side, rich as a cake, sweet as ice cream! And now you are my grandmother and grandfather, you must love and pamper me! " The grandfather and grandmother were delighted, rushed to pamper Kolobok. They offer him all sorts of delicious things: yoghurts and chupa-chups, juices and fruits. And Kolobok refuses everything, wants to go for a walk in the forest. "You can't, granddaughters, ride in the woods, there the cunning fox will catch you and eat you!" - warns his grandfather. "I myself have a mustache!" - Gingerbread man answered and drove off.

It rolls, rolls, and a chanterelle meets him. "Who are you?" - she asks Kolobok. And he tell her: "I was born from a chicken, her son, then!" The fox was surprised, she had never seen such a chicken. And I thought it was some kind of abnormal chicken, inedible. And he contrived, jumped on the fox's back and, well, drive her, to the house of the old man with the old woman!

Grandfather and grandmother are sitting, grieving: "Our granddaughter is gone, the fox will eat him!" And the chicken Ryaba consoles them: "Don't cry, my dears, I'll lay you another egg, not made of dough, but a normal one!" Only grandfather and grandmother do not want normal, they want to see their Kolobok - they have already fallen in love with him. And they began to cry bitterly for him.

And then suddenly they hear - someone is galloping in the yard. They looked out and laughed: Gingerbread man riding a fox! What a scream!

They caught the redhead by the tail and put her on a chain in the yard: “You will guard the house instead of the dog. Enough for you to offend defenseless animals in the forest! "

Short scenes for the camp

Vanya Palkin sits in front of an aquarium in a living corner. He lowered his fishing rod into it and begs the goldfish: “Small fish, make me the strongest in the camp, so that I could knock Petka Samokhin down with one blow! And also make me the most beautiful so that Lyuska Morozova will fall in love with me without memory! And I also want to become the smartest so that I can beat everyone at the What, Where, When Olympiad! " The head of the camp passes by. He saw such an outrage and said: “Vanya, get away from the fish! She is not magical, but ordinary! " And then the fish gives a voice: “That's it, I’ve been telling him about this for 2 hours, but he doesn’t understand anything! They read, damn it, Pushkin, there is no peace from them ... "

To act out funny mini-scenes, you can use the plots of the Yeralash newsreel. Funny sideshows will delight both the audience and the performers themselves.

An unforgettable gift - a scene for a birthday boy

How nice it is when, in addition to the traditional offering, guests play funny scenes for their birthday! You can arrange an improvisation. No preparation is required for such a presentation.

In order for the improvised to be successful, it is enough to prepare the words for each character in advance, to print them on paper. It is also a good idea to choose accessories for outfits: scarves, glasses, hats, umbrellas, galoshes, masks, false beards, mustaches, wigs.

It's just that the dramatization of the tale "The Turnip" is going on with a bang. Here the words of the heroes play the main role. Participants in improvisation will need to, by condition, pronounce their phrase immediately after the words of the author, if he names a hero.

You can come up with cool words for each actor. For example, a grandfather will say: "Oh, if it weren't for the Internet, your grandfather would be a sprinter!" Granny can be given the words: "Botox, fitness and lipstick - what else does a grandmother need?" The granddaughter will constantly repeat: "Thicker turnips - we can earn more money!" etc. Certain funny gestures should accompany the words: let the grandfather hold on to his lower back and limp, holding the headphones from the player in his ears and twitching slightly to the beat of the music, the grandmother makes her eyes and flirtatiously adjusts the kerchief, and the granddaughter shows her hands a “fat turnip” in a figurative sense, that is huge cheeks.

What a holiday at school without sideshow?

Usually, all festive events in educational institutions are accompanied by an amateur concert. And funny school scenes occupy almost the main place in it.

The plots for these interludes can be taken from the works of Viktor Dragunsky. For example, the stories about the boys Denisk and Mishka make wonderful children's scenes. Funny short stories about the Misipisi River or about the invented exploits of friends who save children from fire and from under the ice are still relevant to this day, so the audience always likes them.

It is good if there are talented adolescents among schoolchildren who can write a script for a scene on their own, reflecting in the plot some incident that happened in reality. Of course, the names of the actors should be hidden, but the event itself can be displayed. It will be very relevant and interesting. By the way, school-themed interludes can be used as funny scenes for the camp, because even during the holidays, the guys remember about their studies.

HOST:
Dear birthday boy!
Your fatigue will vanish away
And life will become unctuous
When the night comes tonight
Post-anniversary!
Meet the night has come
I found the time early!

(The Post-Anniversary Night comes out - this is a woman in a blue cape with yellow stars, a headband with a yellow moon is on her head, she approaches the birthday man and says):

I came from a good fairy tale
Please close your eyes
Sit down more comfortably
Enjoy the lullaby!

(the birthday boy is seated on a chair, he closes his eyes and listens to the lullaby that the Post-Anniversary Night sings, patting the birthday boy soothingly on the head or soothingly patting him on the shoulder)

LULLABY:
(to the tune "Tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping, blankets and pillows are waiting for the guys")

Tired birthday boy sleeps
Expensive!
He marked his fifty dollars
On a weekend!
Yes, and you are very tired,
Want to sleep, by the way!
Close your eyes
Buy, buy!

Birthday boy, honestly,
On the rocks!
After all, you are everything that is edible,
They knew how!
He worked hard for a year
And earned for the holiday!
I fed you all,
I got drunk!

Don't spare extra stacks
You to him!
He's not a drunkard,
I don’t understand!
To enjoy life
We must keep in good shape!
Open your eyes
Have a drink!
(the birthday boy is brought a glass)

Although it's not evening at all,
But we will drink to our meeting!
On your lovely Anniversary
Pour a glass for me too!

Scene for the anniversary of the man "Chapman"

HOST:
(sings a quatrain to the tune of the song "Peddlers")

Oh, the box is full
From the one who came to us!
He will offer the goods on the go,
That's why he came in!

(Chapman comes in - this is a man dressed in a shirt with an elegant belt, in a cap with a flower, trousers tucked into boots, a tray is hung on his chest, on which there is a chocolate medal, a comb, a comic bill, a rubber headband and tickets with the numbers of the prize goods )

PEDDLER:

Is it really
Is the Anniversary here today ?!
So I'm back in business again
I will offer him a product!

(goes to the hero of the day with his tray)

But my goods are encrypted
I say it directly!
I am savvy in this matter
And I love surprises myself!
However, I'll tell you all the same
What a secret I keep!

(he takes goods from the tray in turn and, showing them to everyone, says what this product means if the hero of the day pulls it out):

Here is a gold medal-
If you choose her
Then life will be like this
You will get a buzz from her!

If you choose a comb-
You will become well done right away!
You will be with a fashionable hairstyle
And handsome as a cucumber!

If you choose a bill
I'll tell you then:
Your lip is not stupid
You will always be like this!

If you choose a remedy
To protect yourself
I will tell everyone without coquetry:
You will live happily!

Now I ask you to be bolder
Use the chance in the lottery!
Choose your number
And get a gift!

(the hero of the day draws out the number, the peddler repeats again what this gift means for the hero of the day, and then tells him):

I'm not a business man!
Hand will not rise
All goods are beautiful.
Do not give it to you from the tray!
So take it all away
Remember me more often!
And for your birthday
I want to drink with you!

Scene for the anniversary of the man "Partner"

HOST:

Dear birthday boy, dear guests!
I don’t understand, maybe I’m in art,
Forgive me, friends for this,
But I approve, God knows, the presence
At the Jubilee Ladies from the Ballet!

(a very plump man runs out in ballet on tiptoe, comically dressed up as a ballerina, that is, with a naked torso, in a ballet tutu, in white socks and sneakers, a rim with a white feather on his head, he sings a song)

BALLERINA SONG

(on the motive “There is no better color when the apple tree blooms,
Better there is no that minute when my dear walks ")

There is no better ballet
Very small ballerinas!
And I have no strength to bear-
There is only one way out:
What will I wear myself
All partners on hand!
Then maybe I will
I'm on the first cast!

I am a partner of the hero of the day
I wanted to have it!
We would then be with him
Fuete could twirl!
He turns me on so much
So beckons me to her,
That my soul is aflame
My whole soul is on fire!

(runs up on tiptoe to the hero of the day and kisses him)

HOST:
(addressing the ballerina)

We will ask the hero of the day
Dance with you together!

(addresses the hero of the day):

Dear birthday boy!
Come out here soon
You will dance the dance of the swans!
You have a partner - class!
You will delight us!

(the hero of the day comes out and, together with the ballerina, dances, holding hands, the dance of little swans to the soundtrack, and if it is not there, then the presenter will sing this famous melody herself)

HOST:

The birthday man has a lot of talents,
But now we have opened another one!
For this we need to drink a little,
For this we are all sitting here!

(toast to the birthday boy's talents)

Scene for the anniversary or birthday of a man "Song of a non-dripping tap"

HOST:

Dear friends!
Our birthday boy is a master class!
He knows all the work!
And a new guest for him now
Dedicates confessions!
From all the plumbing to the apartment
The non-dripping faucet sings
And this guest is corporate
Will not bend his soul!

(a non-dripping Faucet comes out - this is a man on whose belt a large water tap can be tied in front)

SAND OF NOT DRIPPING DRINK

(to the tune of the song "We are not stokers, we are not carpenters")

Not a fireman or a medic
You were born into a white light, ay-light!
And not even a plumber,
But that is not a problem at all!

You know all the work at home
You are a master in plumbing, a master!
And you show concern
When suddenly something is wrong!

I'm sorry, I often drip,
Mon sher ami, such a life, oh, life!
And at least with some big salary
I won't run into gaskets!

I am grateful to you, my dear,
Because I don't go wet, I go!
And that's why all day long
I'm holding a tap with carrots!

And where, where is my gram,
I want to congratulate you, you!
You are my savior, my gain
I tell you loving!

(they pour a glass to Kranik and he says a wish to the birthday man)

WISH FROM THE KRANIK:

Let everything be all right at home
And there will be a shortage of money!
Plumbers are excellent for you
And happiness in life is indispensable!

Scene for the anniversary, birthday of the man "Crashers"

(the homeless man Vanya and the homeless woman Zina in poor clothes come in with a cautious gait, knitted hats with holes on their heads, nets with empty bottles and a shoebox in their hands)

Zin! Look, what a miracle?
Everything is so clean and beautiful!
Apparently it's not in vain
We sneaked in on the sly!

Yes, Vanyushenka you are mine,
Lucky you and me!
We can already see through the trash heaps
It will be very embarrassing to climb!

And this, look, is the birthday boy,
The whole sparkles like a fifty-kopeck piece!
He will pour us a glass
Or, most likely, he will beat you!

ZINA (addressing the birthday boy):

Darling, don't you swear
Don't touch us with your hands!
Don't look at our outfit-
We're kind inside!

We, since such a thing,
We boldly give you a gift!
(takes out an empty bottle from the net and says):

Everything that we have valuable
We will give it to you now!
If it is a little tight
And the salary will not help out-
Our crystal is always valuable
Trust me, my friend!
(gives an empty bottle and then says):

We do not suffer from stinginess,
We hand over another present!
(takes a box out of the net and takes out old leaky slippers from it)

They picked up in the trash
We are fortunately two sandals!
Do not disdain, dress
Pour it in a glass!
(they give sandals and drink a glass, after which Zina, with a resolute wave of her hand, says):

Okay, so be it
I can’t calm down!
Since they didn't kick us out of the booze,
Get into the load ... panties!
(pulls out family flowered panties hidden in his bosom)

I wanted to give my husband
But you will be seen wearing!
(puts panties on the hero of the day and says):

The size is generally suitable,
You will look brilliant
In bed or on the beach!
I'm trembling all over with excitement!
Try them on now, dear friend,
And then I was mistaken all of a sudden!
(the hero of the day puts on his panties)

Well, thank God, everything is just right!
Let's drink to this one more time!
(glasses are poured and Vanya says toast):

TOAST FROM UNNOUNCED GUESTS:

Live widely in Russian,
So that the crisis does not bother you!
Let's drink for this without a snack
A glass filled to the bottom!

Scene for the anniversary or birthday of a man "Turtle's Song"

(Turtle comes out - a woman in big dark glasses, in a summer hat and with a basin - this is her shell. She lies on her left side on the floor, covered with a basin, with her left hand resting her chin, as if on the beach, and sings a song to the birthday boy)

TURTLE SONG

(to the tune of the cartoon turtle song)

I'm lying in the sun
And I look at Vovochka,
I just lie and lie
And I look at Vovochka!

I see Lyudochka sitting
And he watches Vovochka,
Everything follows and follows
Spoils Vova's appetite!

I see he sits not drinking
Observes all dignity
Lyud, you don't touch him,
Let him do whatever he likes!

Today he is the hero of the day
Abolish Prohibition!
Your Vova is so good
You will not find better in the world!

Yes, and the guests are good,
They are devouring from the heart!
Only I am lying
I just follow the process!

Everyone is sitting so modestly
They don't lie under the tables,
I'm lying here alone
And I look soberly!

The guests beat everything in a row
Lay on the salad
Only I am lying
I just look at the salad!

I see everyone is drinking vodka,
Yes, they chew cucumbers,
Only I still lie
And I look at the vodka!

Maybe they will give me
And they will give you snacks
And then I'm looking here
On an empty stomach and I will lie!

(they bring her a drink and a snack, before the turtle finishes drinking):

I hold a glass in my hands,
So I'll say a toast now!
Always be young
Birthday boy dear!

Impromptu scene with guests "In a certain kingdom, in a certain state ..."

SCENE - EXPROMT WITH GUESTS "IN A SOME KINGDOM, IN A SOME STATE" FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF A MAN

HOST:

Dear guests! Now we will try to play a small performance with the direct participation of our beloved birthday man! Each of you will choose a role for yourself, except for the birthday boy and his beloved wife - I will assign them a role myself. I will read the script - this is a comic fairy tale, and you, already knowing your role, will have to humorously portray your actions and make sounds, if necessary.

(the presenter invites the guests to draw out a ticket with the role, and the birthday man and his wife herself assigns the role of the king and queen, you need to prepare the crown for the king and queen in advance)

ROLE FROM A FAIRY TALE:

TSAR
QUEEN
Servant Blowing Dust
SERVANT PRESENTING A GLASS
SERVANT SLEEPING STACKER
OFONASY - MASSEURIST
KANGARU TUMCHATO (for this role, hang the bag in the front)
FINGERED GOose
CAT - MURLIC
MOUSE
PYOS BARBOS
SPARROW

HOST:

So here we go! I ask all participants to come out in a circle! I will read a fairy tale in which the Tsar and Tsarina are naturally our dear birthday boy and his wonderful life partner, and you dear guests, do not forget to play your roles!

In what land - no one knows what year - the tsar and his queen were unheard of!
(they put crowns on the birthday man with his wife)

And that king had many different servants:
one servant blew dust and hair off him in the mornings, another brought a glass to dinner, and the third put his old mans down and lulls him to sleep! But that king had a favorite servant - Ophonasius the massage therapist. Already he was very pleased with the tsar-father, because he delivered many pleasant minutes with his sophisticated massages! The tsar only shivered with pleasure and squealed! And after the massage, he always brought a pleasant cup to the diligent campaigner, and sometimes he himself used to go to bed with him for a future sleep. So what to do! You need to keep your body in good shape, because his queen was very young and playful! The tsar-father loved her so much! Spoiled with various sweets and overseas dishes! Either he kisses her ruddy cheek, then he hugs her tightly, but what can I say - he wore her in his arms all day, did not allow anyone else to do this, except perhaps to his beloved servant - Ofonasiy! In general, they lived together, there is nothing to say, and they had a lot of good things on the farm, there was no need for different living creatures!
A kangaroo is a marsupial - the king hid a stash from the queen in her bag!
The clawed goose - it was important to walk like that, but ha-ha-ha its eagle was incessantly, tired of everyone!
Well, they also had obnaknovnye living creatures! Purr's cat - from morning to evening he washed everything and kept the acid-base balance in the body, so he did not catch mice, for nothing he used kitikat!
Moreover, the Dog Watchdog - everything was running and sniffing, to devour what!
In general, they kept all the large animals, of the small ones, perhaps a vagrant sparrow - it kept jumping and chirping, but what it chirped and did not know myself!
The king had a cheerful life, God forbid everyone!
And our fairy tale is over, who played in it - well done!

Scene for the anniversary of the man "Postman Pechkin"

HOST:
Dear birthday boy! A new guest has come to our holiday and he is already knocking on the doorstep!
(there is a knock on the door)

HOST:
Who's there?

ANSWER FROM THE DOOR:
It's me, postman Pechkin! Brought telegrams for your birthday boy!
(the postman Pechkin comes out with a mail bag containing telegrams
the birthday boy, on his head, like in a cartoon, is wearing a hat with loose ears)

I'm naughty by nature, actually,
Especially when I walk
But something didn't stop me
Come to the hero of the day in the house today!
I appreciated the solemnity of the moment
Threw away my mischief at the same hour,
I brought compliment telegrams
For the hero of the day! I'll read them now!

(reads telegrams from celebrities):

I'll tell you, my friend, no laughing -
You are just super, just class!
On your anniversary Edita Piekha
Congratulates you with love!

Outwardly you are a real macho!
The male reflex is in full swing in you!
And that's great, otherwise
I wouldn't write ... (Grigory Leps)

You are always looking for talent in yourself
And there will be happiness, I give you my word!
And my word is a guarantor!
(With big greetings, Alla Pugacheva!)

You are full, as well as me,
Humor, ingenuity!
They say you are in a dream
Joke like Galkin!
Always be like that!
(Sincerely, Maxim).

You have, my friend, Bulgarian flavor:
Accustomed to work so that it stops!
Handsome, smart, hot, always shaved!
For this I love you! (Philip Kirkorov)

You are a young kid, no more,
The same darling like me!
Baskov Kolya sent greetings to you.
Cheer up, my soul!

(After reading the telegrams, Pechkin says):

Well, I have done my duty,
It's time to rattle back,
But, if someone filled a glass,
I would be very happy to have a drink!

(they pour a glass of Pechkin and he says a toast to the hero of the day):

I congratulate the hero of the day,
I wish you happiness, joy!
In Prostokvashino to me
Come, as if you were a family!

Scene for celebrating an anniversary or birthday "Landmarks for the apartment"

HOST:

Dear birthday man, a representative of the state alcohol inspectorate, senior lieutenant Pokhmelkin, came to our holiday! And he did not come empty-handed! Meet our dear guest!

(Pokhmelkin comes out in a cap with a large inscription "State Alcohol Inspectorate", in his hands he has 4 comic road signs)

POKHMELKIN:

I wish you good health, citizen of the birthday!
So that you don't get lost,
Know everything around in the apartment,
It can be very useful
These signs, dear friend!
(shows in turn the drawn comic signs and explains their meaning):

SIGN "CAUTION! CHILDREN MAY APPEAR HERE! ”
(the bed is drawn)

SIGNS "TRUE ROAD, COMRADE!"
(there are 2 of them, on one there is a toilet, on the other a bath, it gives at the same time)

Position indicators
To choose the right direction!
So that you do not stray from sleep,
They didn't look for a bath in the closet!

REFUELING SIGN
(fork and spoon are drawn)

You will find a cool snack here,
All that you will gladly eat!
Open only the kitchen cabinet
Or brush the refrigerator!

SIGN "DO NOT KNOT!"
(the sofa and the TV are drawn)

A set for contemplation,
For a rest from all the problems
Your reclining will be here
Not disturbed by anyone!

(after giving all the signs, he says):

POKHMELKIN:

So, dear birthday boy, now you will feel completely safe at home! And on this occasion, I want to say a toast:

I wish everything was the way!
Let the house be bright and cozy!
And so that you never go astray,
Wish the signs come in handy!

Scene for the celebration of the anniversary "Italian Guest"

HOST:

Dear birthday boy, dear guests! Signor Nachihante has arrived to our holiday from sunny Italy with his translator. Naproblemo! Meet them with thunderous applause!
(an Italian comes out, wearing fashionable black glasses, a beautiful scarf slung over his neck, in his hands a suitcase with pasta hidden, he came with an interpreter)

ITALIAN:

Chao cocoa, jubilee grow up!

TRANSLATOR:

Hello dear hero of the day!

ITALIAN:

Chao cocoa, sessedanto parasite!

TRANSLATOR:

Hello dear guests!

ITALIAN:

Italiano tourist, the face is immoral!

TRANSLATOR:

I came to you from sunny Italy!

ITALIAN:

Saboteur crawled up passport or lost!

TRANSLATOR:

My path was long and difficult!

ITALIAN:

TRANSLATOR:

But I am cheerful and cheerful and brought a whole suitcase of gifts!

ITALIAN:

Amore mia!

TRANSLATOR:

Dear hero of the day!

ITALIAN:

Signore gostione free of charge!

TRANSLATOR:

Dear guests!

ITALIAN:

Macarone on ushanto mon senore hung up!

TRANSLATOR:

Listen to me carefully!

ITALIAN:

Bravissimo spaghetti! With mornings, the beast is purring!

TRANSLATOR:

The most hearty food is Italian spaghetti!

ITALIAN:

Neotdanto nizachtone italiano macarone!

TRANSLATOR:

Therefore, I am happy to give the birthday boy a pack of Italian spaghetti!

(gives a pack of spaghetti)

ITALIAN:

Neprosyntte pleadingly nizastonte is neotadamo!

TRANSLATOR:

I am not at all sorry to give everything that I have!

ITALIAN:

Pozhelanto the hero of the day is hefty belly!
Not a bolento golovanto in the morning with a hangover!

TRANSLATOR:

I wish the hero of the day good health!

ITALIAN:

Pozhelanto jubilee capustiano dooranto!

TRANSLATOR:

And also I wish that there was always a lot, a lot of money!

ITALIAN:

Overturned nemeshanto un momento for free!

TRANSLATOR:

If I am offered to drink a glass of the hero of the day, then I will not refuse!

Scene for the anniversary of the man "Congratulations from a lightly salted cucumber"

HOST:

Birthday congratulations
The brave fellow is torn!
Let me introduce you:
Salted Cucumber!

(a man comes out dressed with a cucumber, i.e. he has a long green cap on his head, a bindweed made of artificial leaves can be hung around his neck, he sings a song to the hero of the day):

SALT CUCUMBER SONG:

(to the motive “Let the pedestrians run awkwardly through the puddles”):

You sit like a cucumber
And a beautiful suit
You put it on this morning!
You celebrate your birthday
You invite everyone to the table
So it's time for me to sing a song!

I am Pickled cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing like a little one,
My song!

You are beautiful and I am too!
You and I are alike
Just like two drops of water!
Have a bite to eat, in Russian
Better no snack-
Without me, not anywhere!

I am Pickled cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing like a little one,
My song!

I wish you
On this day of the Jubilee
Be a good fellow always and everywhere!
And of course I wish
You will do, I know
So that you always stick with a cucumber!

I'm a lightly salted cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing like a little one,
My song!

Dear birthday boy!
On your beautiful birthday
I give you pickles!

(gives a comic gift - a small jar of cucumbers)

Jubilee scene "New Russian grandmothers"

HOST:

Dear hero of the day, dear guests! The always welcome, cheerful New Russian grandmothers came to visit us! Let's welcome them with thunderous applause!

(two men dressed up as grandmothers come out and sing ditties in turn)

I fell in love with the hero of the day
It is already breathtaking!
Do not look, my friend, that is old,
I am cooler young!

You, girlfriend, forgot to know
What a year you are!
Look at how shitty
Sand is falling from behind!

Don't scold me friend
Do not envy me in vain!
And I will find a friend for you
Grandfather, to put it simply!

And why should I have an old grandfather?
I'm younger than you!
Maybe he'll give a compliment
Anniversary me too!

Oh let's not argue
On this festive day!
Doesn't want to quarrel us at all
Our hero of the day, boy!

Our dear hero of the day
We are all glad to see you!
Drink a glass with you
Rewards are more important to us!

SING TOGETHER:

Congratulations, congratulations,
We will never tire of congratulating!
And we wish you everything
Never get tired!

Scene congratulations to your birthday, or anniversary

CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE FIRST NECESSITY - IRON.
(Congratulations to a man dressed up with an iron. For example, you can attach a long cord with a plug to his back)

Dear birthday girl!
I fell in love with you, my friend,
He got really hot!
Let me stroke you
I will smooth out all your problems!
(goes to the birthday girl to stroke)

And now I will give advice,
You can pour me some later for this!
So that life rolls smoothly
You need to have fun!

And to be smooth
The husband is obliged to fatten!
To make life sweeter
Stroke your husband's back more often!

And for ironing and ironing
Take me as your friend!
To smooth out the situation,
We must settle everything with the world!

The anniversary went so smoothly
I must have a drink for order!
Eh! While I was talking
It's a little cold!

Hug me now
I'm warm, believe me!
(the birthday girl hugs the iron)
Now take your presents
Pour us a glass!

Scene "Fortune-telling on the magic egg" for the anniversary

(a gypsy comes out with a bag in which fortunetelling eggs are hidden - kinder surprises, their number by the number of guests or one for the hero of the day, if it is an anniversary)

GYPSY:
Face your fate
I will give you the opportunity
Let everyone choose an egg
Forgetting about the title and position!
What is hidden inside
You take a closer look
I will help you solve
What will happen next year!

(each in turn, or one hero of the day takes an egg out of the bag, breaks the peel, and the gypsy makes an impromptu guess on the contents of a kinder - a surprise)

BIRTHDAY SCENE "DONNA ROSA FROM BRAZIL"

(she has a curly wig and a hat on her head, in her left hand there is a small handbag from which a bottle of vodka sticks out, in her right hand a gift - a bouquet of health, these are various fruits and vegetables impaled on rods. It's funnier if a man is dressed up)

From sunny Brazil
I will give you a gift!
I ask that everyone poured
I want to say a speech!
You have a birthday girl
Looks well, just class!
And so now
I will give her the following order:
For good health
She had enough for 100 years
It is necessary to fulfill the condition-
Eat a bouquet with gusto!
Everything in the bouquet is mine!
I'll tell you about it:
Apple - so that you always be like this liquid apple!
Pear - and these are sweet pears, dear, so that the eyes can see and the ears can hear!
Carrots - I don’t feel sorry for you and sweet carrots, so that you never frown!
Onion - and this is a Brazilian onion for you, so that no one can bring you to tears!
Banana, as a guarantor of sexual opportunities, I give you, so that there are no difficulties!

Dear birthday girl, I invite you to Brazil! We have a lot of wild monkeys in our forests.
And by the way, their favorite dish is banana!

SCENE - CONGRATULATIONS FROM AN INDIGENOUS RESIDENT OF CHUKOTKA:

(shaggy hat on the head, fur on the shoulders, speaks with a Chukchi accent)

In our camp, however,
Every dog ​​knows
What is Anniversary-
This is a lot of guests!
For everyone to have enough
I wish it were:
Lots of fish, venison,
Bread and butter, sturgeon,
And, of course, milk!
Well, however, everything, bye!
Ouch! However, I forgot
The documentary did not deliver!

From our entire camp, I present the birthday girl with an unlimited license for the right to hunt for any man she likes, as well as permission to catch them with a bait and shoot them with my eyes!

Scene "The Leader of the Savages" for the anniversary and retirement

Presenter: Dear birthday boy! From distant, distant, lost in the ocean islands, the leader of the savages, by the name of Kakbudtonevsedoma, has arrived for your anniversary. He arrived not alone, but with one of his beloved wives. Kakbudtonevsedoma really wants to congratulate you and give you a gift from his tribe.

Welcome dear guests!

(the leader of the savages comes out with his wife - these are two dressed-up men, one of whom is taller and healthier than the other - this is the beloved wife of the leader. Both in curly black wigs, loincloths with a naked torso. The leader has a large nose ring, on his ears - colored clothespins , wearing panties with a joke. The man-wife is wearing artificial breasts from a joke store, or just a bra. Both have large bright beads on their necks that can be made from bottle caps. The leader's wife periodically asks her husband for permission to kiss the birthday boy: "Dear, can I kiss him. "And the leader, interrupting his speech, answers her" Fall, the wound is looking for ").

Leader (speaks broken Russian):

Daragaya birthday boy (NAME)
- 2185 moons have passed since the quiet time that you aspired us with the help! (count how many days ago the birthday boy was born)
- And on a day you pirate with a kill and, I don’t mind this sloth, a whichot of a penny.
- We don’t know chito takoe penzia, but they told us, chito is osen karasho: you want a hard worker, or you want a rest.
- Looking for Miklouho-Maclay told us: "The hard worker is not a wolf, he does not run away into the jungle"
- So that we live like a sturdy savage health, more rest and puteshestfat, better savage, deshefshe wakes up.
- And to patamu we give chiba a patchport of a "savage" (or "traveler", these crusts can be purchased in a joke store by enclosing a sheet of paper designed for the first page of the passport with the data and a photograph of the birthday man) and invite you to visit our pilem!

(to his wife):

Well, you can kiss the tiper, it's not too much sense!
(the leader's wife kisses the birthday boy)

Be everywhere, everywhere we are,
We are waiting for a visit to our play!
Happy anniversary!